Terrifying English

Terrifying English, By A PT:-) Teacher =)) 
1. There Is No Wind In The Football. 

2. I Talk, He Talk, Why You Middle Talk ? 

3. You Rotate The Ground 4 Times. 

4. You Go & Under Stand The Tree. 

5. I'll Give Clap On Your Face. 

6. Bring Your Parents With Your Mother & Father. 

7. Why Haircut Not Cut 

8. Why Are You Looking Outside At The Monkeys When I'm There In The Class? 

9. Throw That Paper In Dustbin Or I Will Throw Myself !: