Girl: Mujhe Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh Ke

Girl:
Mujhe Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh Ke
Tumheen Yaad Karungi,
Boy:
Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena Ka
Mane Manga Tha Us Kanjar Ne Nhi Diya.
Waddi Ai Chlakoo Massi..

Log Kehte Hai k Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo k girlfriend Sar par Sawar ho Jaye

Log Kehte Hain k Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo,,
k girlfriend Sar par Sawar ho Jaye..
Hum Kehte hai Aise karo k girlfriend ki frnd bhi
Aapke Saath Fara ho Jaaye...

Eid ul Azha MMS Kuch Din Hai Mery Jeenay Main Mujhe Mast Mahool Main Jeenay Day

Eid Ul Azha Latest MMS Message Greetings Poetry Shayari Sms & Best Wishes Shayari

Prep CLASS k Bachy Ny kabi Apni pithi Nhi Dikhi thi..

Prep CLASS k Bachy Ny kabi Apni pithi Nhi Dikhi thi..

1 Din

Miss ny uski pithi Pr Stik Mari

TO

Ghar Aa k shishy Me Dekhi to BoLa,

Knjri Ny

2 Toty kr

Dity…  !!!

Aik FAQEER ne ghar k Bahir se Awaz lagai: Babu ji roti milegi

Aik FAQEER ne ghar k Bahir se Awaz lagai:

Babu ji roti milegi?

Andar se Awaz ayi:

“Biwi ghar per nahi hai”

“FAQEER”

Maine Roti laini hai

“CHUMMI” nhi…!!!

Srdar: Aj mere Prosiyan da Bacha Gum ho gia

Srdar: Aj mere Prosiyan da

Bacha Gum ho gia.

Main Mshwra dita te Menu bht kut pai

DOST

Srdar: Main Kya Google te Search Maro..!!!

Son: Pap good News hai Papa: Kya? Son: Apko yad hai apne kaha tha

Son: Pap good News hai.

Papa: Kya?

Son: Apko yad hai apne kaha tha

Ke agar main Exam main Pass hogaya

To mujhe 5000

Denge.

Papa: Haan.

Son: Ap ke 5000 bach gae..!!!

Pathan K Bhai K Sar Pe Machar Betha

Pathan K Bhai K Sar Pe

Machar Betha,

Pathan Ne Danda Utah K

Maar Diya,

Machar K Sath Bhai B Mar Gaya,

BAAP

Be-gherat ye Kya Kiya?

PATHAN

Abba Dushmani Men Chalta Hai…!!!

Anmol Moti Agar Tum Chate ho ka Tumhare paas Hamesha

**Anmol Moti**

Agar Tum Chate ho ka

Tumhare paas Hamesha

Dosto ka Hajoom Rahe to

Ye 4 Cheezain Apne Pas

Rakho

1.CharS

2.GolD LeaF

3.Laptop

4.Honda 1.2.5….!!!

Teri Meri Meri Teri Light Aani Hai Mushkil 2 Ghante Mein bhi kabhi ye na Aay Sms

Teri Meri…..

Meri Teri…

Light Aani Hai Mushkil

2 Ghanto Mein b kabhi ye na

Aay….

Ek Pankha Aur Ek Balab ki ye Kahani hai Nai…

Sara Din Beet jay..

Sari Raat Jagay.

Bas Khayal Biji ka...

Yeh Tarp keh Rahi hai mar jay

Ye Zardari

Tere mere darmyan ki ye

Bemari, Aaaaaaa……

Pareshan Mat Ho…

4 Students ke Paper ki tayari nahi ki Unhone 1 plan banaya Or Principal k Paas Gayi

4 Studnts ne Paper ki  tyari nhe ki,,,

Unh one 1 plan bnaya Or,,,

Principl k Pas Gye,,,,,,,,

“”””Or Kaha”””

Sir hm Shadi me gay thy,,

Raste me Car ka

Tyre Phat gay

Hm Sari  Rat Dhaka

Lgaty rhy is lye

Perh nhe sake,,,,,,

Principle ne man lia

Or unhe 4 din ka time dia

4 Din ka bd Unhe,,,,

4 Mukhtalif Rooms me Bthaya,,,,,,

Or sir 1 Sawal dia,,,,,,,,,

Q) : Konsa Tyre Phata Tha?

1-     Front Right
2-     Front Left
3-     Back Right
4-     Back Left

Same Jwab do gy to sb passsss,,,,,,,,,,,

Moral:

Ustadan Naal

Ustadi Changi no Hondi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

FUNNY SHAYARI,YE BAAT SAMAJH MEIN AAYE NAHI AUR MUMMY NE SAMJHA NAHI

YE BAAT SAMAJH MEIN AAYI NAHI
AUR MUMMY NE SAMJHAI NHAI

jab school me itni neend aati hai toh kya bed waha rakhwai nahi

samundar ka rang kyu neela hai
jab neel kisi ne milai nahi
jab school me itni neend aati hai
toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi

Funny Sms, dada ki biwi jab dard hai,papa ki biwi ko pani nahi

nana ki biwi jab nani hai
dada ki biwi jab dadi hai
papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi

Kyu Lambe baal hai bhaiya Ki Kyu usne Trimming karai Nahi

Kyu Lambe baal hai bhaalu Ke
Kyu usne Triming karai Nahi
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hAi
Ya jungle me koi naai nAhi

Funny Sms,Shayari,Poetry,ye chand kaisa maamu hai jab mummy ka wo bhi nahi

mai kaise mithi baat karu
jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi
ye chand kaise maamu hai
jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi

Funny Sms Shayari: ye chand kaisa maamu hai jab mummy ka wo bhi nahi

ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
aur mummy ne samajhai nahi
mai kaise mithi baat karu
jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi
ye chand kaise maamu hai
jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
dost: lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha pistol hoti hai na
.
pathan: wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana" pathan student: jaisy hi mai ne nal ko mun laga ke nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

ques: agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu tv kesay daikhty .
pathan: mom-batti jala ke

pathan: aaj mai bus ke piche bhagta howe ghar tak aya hon

pathan: aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd pathan: tum boht bewakof ho, rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty