Pathan vs Sardar Kanjoos Shayari

Pathan: Perfume Bech Raha Tha.
Perfume lye loo Perfume lye loo,
1 Sardar Ayaa Aur Bola: 1 Rupe Wala Dikao,

Pathan: Yeh Humara BAGHAL Songh loo;
Kanjous Ka Bacha. :p

Pathan Ko Raat Me Cigarette Peene Ki Bohat Dil Chaha Sab Taraf

Pathan Ko Raat Me Cigarette Peene Ki Bohat Dil Chaha

Sab Taraf Machis Dhondi , Par Khen Nahi Mili

Jab Bohat Tang Aa Gaya To Mom Batti Bujha K So Gaya .

Train Chal Pari , 2 Pathan Bari Tezi Se Bhagty Hove Aa Rhy Th

Train Chal Pari ,

2 Pathan Bari Tezi Se Bhagty Hove Aa Rhy Th ,

Ek Ne Himat Ki Or Tez Dor Kar Train Ko Pkarny Me Kamyb Ho Geya,

Logo Ne Taref Ki : Wah G

Bari Himat Hai Ap Ki ,

Kaha Jana Hai Ap Ko

Pathan Ghabra Kr Bola : o Khana Kharab Jis Ko Jana Tha Wo To Pechy Reh Geya

Hm To Chorny Aya Tha.

Son: Pap good News hai Papa: Kya? Son: Apko yad hai apne kaha tha

Son: Pap good News hai.

Papa: Kya?

Son: Apko yad hai apne kaha tha

Ke agar main Exam main Pass hogaya

To mujhe 5000

Denge.

Papa: Haan.

Son: Ap ke 5000 bach gae..!!!

Pathan K Bhai K Sar Pe Machar Betha

Pathan K Bhai K Sar Pe

Machar Betha,

Pathan Ne Danda Utah K

Maar Diya,

Machar K Sath Bhai B Mar Gaya,

BAAP

Be-gherat ye Kya Kiya?

PATHAN

Abba Dushmani Men Chalta Hai…!!!

Pathan Sms,Poetry,Sir hum hostel mein rehta hai

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia


Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Shopkeeper: 1 rupee ke lode se kisi ko call karna hai ya msg

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg


Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Qatil to Pathan lawyer: tu fikar mat karo

Qatil: try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
pathan lawyer: tum fikar mat karo
after case
qatil: kya howa
Pathan: boht mushkil se umar qaid howi warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

PATHAN: DOPAHAR MAI SARE KE LIYE ANDHAIR KARNA HAI

PATHAN 2 SHOPKEEPER: 1 KALA BULB DAINA
SHOPKEEPER: KAALAY BULD KA KIA KARNA HAI
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PATHAN: DOPEHR MAI SONAY KE LIE ANDHAIR KARNA HAI

pathan & dost : raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia
dost: lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha pistol hoti hai na
pathan: wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

ques: agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu tv kesay daikhty

ques: agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu tv kesay daikhty
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pathan: mom-batti jala ke

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
pathan student: jaisy hi mai ne nal ko mun laga ke nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

TUM BOHT BEWAKOOF HO, REKSHE KE PICHE BHAGTA TU 80 RUPEY BACH JATY

PATHAN: AAJ MAI BUS KE PECHE BHAGTY HOWE GHAR TAK AYA HON, OWR KARAYE KE 20 RUPEY BHI BACHA LEYE.
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2ND PATHAN: TUM BOHT BEWAKOF HO, REKSHE KE PECHE BHAGTY TU 80 RUPEY BACH JATY

PATHAN NAMAZ THOR KAR BOLA: ES KO BOLO KE "HUM AAJ BHI KIA HAI

1 PATHAN NAMAZ PARH RAHA THA
TO DOSRA USKY BARE MAI KESI KO BATA RAHA THA KE YAI BOHT NAMAZI OWR NAIK BANDA HAI

PATHAN NAMAZ THOR KAR BOLA:
ES KO BOLO KE "HUM NE HAJ BHI KIA HAI

pathan: wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,lekin woh tu janwar hai, usko kya pata

1 pathan cinema mai film dekh raha tha
film mai 1 shair dowarty howe araha tha
pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
logo ne kaha: khan sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
pathan: wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

PATHAN Sms, SIR HUM HOSTEL MEIN REHTA HAI

TEACHER TO PATHAN: TUM NE HOME-WORK KION NAHI KIA
PATHAN: SIR HUM HOSTEL MAI REHTA HAI

pathan 2 shopkeeper: bhai sahb 1 rupia ka easy load kardo

pathan 2 shopkeeper: bhai sahb 1 rupia ka easy load kardo
shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg

pathan: karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

qatil: try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye agar saza-e-maut na ho jaye

qatil: try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
pathan lawyer: tum fikar mat karo
after case
qatil: kya howa
pathan: boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

pathan 2 shopkeeper: 1 kala bulb daina shopkeeper: kaalay buld ka kia karna hai

pathan 2 shopkeeper: 1 kala bulb daina 

shopkeeper: kaalay buld ka kia karna hai
pathan: dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
dost: lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha pistol hoti hai na
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pathan: wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata