What is the difference between

What is the difference between 

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs........

Put ur mobile also in2 well

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well n

Put ur mobile also in2 well,

Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

Puppy dog asked 2 mummy dog

Puppy dog asked 2 mummy dog:

Mummy who is my Father.

Mummy: Baby, keep silence,

don't disturb ur Father,

he is reading this SMS now.

My heart problem has reached a critical stage

My heart problem has

reached a critical stage.

That doctor says:

There r only 2 options left…

ICU

Or

U C Me.

In This sweetest nite

In THIS sweetest nite,

I pray the moon, the stars,

the sky bless some1 who miss me,

worry me, always keep on going

2 toilet every 3mn! ha ha! cheers!

I m getting married next month

I m getting married next month...

its small party n only few people

will b invited......

dont bring any gift.....

just bring some1 who ll marry me.

From Mon 2 Sun

From Mon 2 Sun, 

From Jan 2 Dec,

From birth till my death,

my feelings 4 u have never changed.

4 me, u've always been

..........a headache!

They all really miss u

Birds love u,

Monkeys love u,

Hippos love u,

Snakes love u,

Tortoise love u,

Giraffe loves u.....

Please go back 2 ZOO.

They all really miss u.

1 msg received

1 msg received...

1 cool person sent it...

1 fool is reading it...

1 fool gets mad...

1 fool is still reading it...

1 fool will 4ward this

message 2 another fool!!

Who‘s hot… Its U

Who‘s hot… Its U,

Who‘s Charming… Its U,

Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U,

Who‘s Intelligent… Its U,

Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U

Who‘s a liar.. Its me

When u feel lonely n alone

When u feel lonely n alone 

& cannot see any 1 around u, 

the world seems 2 b fading away, 

come along with me 

I'll take u 2 an eye specialist!

When u feel That nobody loves u

When u feel That

nobody loves u, 

Nobody cares 4 u, 

& every 1 is ignoring u, 

N hating u, 

U should ask 



urself, haha ...

I need a person 4 just time pass

Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it coz I care ? 

Or I miss u ? 

Or I love u ? 

Or I need U ? 

No ! It's b'coz... 

I need a person 4 

just time pass

U = Lovely

U = Lovely 

U = Perfect 

U = Beautiful 

U = Amazing 

U = sweet 

U = Cute 

U = gorgeous 

U = Fantastic 

U = Fabulous 

me = lier! :)

This message was sent exclusively

This message was sent exclusively 

4 the handsome n the beautiful.

We’ve obviously sent it 2 t

he wrong number. 

We r truly sorry 

4 the inconvenience

2 days weather 4 cast

2days weather 4cast: 

it wud b cloudy if u frown, 

rainy if u cry, 

clear if ur happy, 

sunny if u smile 

& stormy if u sing!

2 blieve these words

U R 100% beautiful, 

U R 100% lovely, 

U R 100% sweet, 

U R 100% nice, 

n U R 100% stupid 

2 blieve these words...

Rules of Life

Rules of Life:

Assume Nothing,

Xpect Little,

Do More,

Demand Less,

Smile Often,

Dream Big,

Laugh a Lot,

Pray Always,

Cry Once 4

missing me everyday.

so sweet is ur smile

so sweet is ur smile,

so sweet is ur style,

so sweet is ur talk,

so sweet is ur walk,

c how sweetly i lie!!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on u?