Put loads of Pencil

Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn't get the report in on time.

Give Me One Rupee

Begger: Give Me One Rupee
Gentleman:why
Begger:i Am Poor
Gentleman:i Am Also Poor
Begger:then Take This One Rupee And Make Festival

Ek Bacha Apni Mummy Se Bola K

Ek Bacha Apni Mummy Se Bola K..
Mummy Aap Ko Pata Hai Noker BASHEER Hamari Masi NOORA Ko Hamare Papa Ke Bedroom Me Nanga Kr Ke Uski Tangon K Beech Wale Hole Me Apna Tangon Ka Beech Wala DANDA Ghusa Raha Tha..




Mummy Chilla Kr Boli:
Use Sharam Nahi Aati, Bache K Samne Aisi Harkat Krte Hue, Me Abhi Uski Khabar LeTi Hoon..

Achanak Bacha Taalia BajaTe Hue Bola:



"Mummy April Fool, April Fool Wo BASHEER Thori Tha, Wo Tou PAPA The... ;->

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas Jate Ho

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas Jate Ho To Aina Kehta Hai

Beautiful Beautiful?

Aur Jab Tum Aine Se Dur Jate Ho To Aina Kahata Hai

? Aprilfool, Aprilfool ?

31st March Or 1st April

31st March Or 1st April
Fool Is Fool Dosnt Matter.
Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous And Joyful
Fool Day To The King Of Fools?;-≫

Before APRIL 1st

Today If Anyone Praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick Them

How Dare They
Can Fool U
Before APRIL 1st?.;-≫

Happy April fool

Fool Ne
FOOL Ne
FOOLon Ki
FOOLWARI Main
FOOL Ke Saath Wish Kiya Hai
U R The Most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
And ColorFOOL
Amngst All FOOL?S
HAPPY APRIL FOOL?S DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2013!!!

Happy April fool

Fool Ne
FOOL Ne
FOOLon Ki
FOOLWARI Main
FOOL Ke Saath Wish Kiya Hai
U R The Most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
And ColorFOOL
Amngst All FOOL?S
HAPPY APRIL FOOL?S DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2013!!!

Plz Go To Creat Message

Plz Go To Creat Message
Then Open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then Type This Number &Amp; See The Magic
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1st APRIL MY FRIEND

MY FRIEND

A Day Wil Cum Wen Da Whole World Wil Celebrate Ur Personality,

Ur Thoughts,

Ur Ideas &Amp; Ur Talent

BeLieve ME

&Amp;

The Day Wil B

1st APRIL:D

Murree Ki Sardi Ki Kasam

Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Kasam...


Murree Ki Sardi Ki Kasam...


Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki Kasam...


Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki Kasam...



"U R Very FooL . . . . ;->

That Of Thousands Of Others

I Don't Think So ...

You Are A Fool

But

What's My Opinion Compared To

That Of Thousands Of Others ... =P ;->

Hum Nay April Fool Manay

Hum Nay April Fool Manay
Hum Nay April Fool Manay To On Ko Gosa Aya Hamra Kiya Kasoor
Zamnay Ka Kasoor Jis Nay Yeh Dastoor Banya.

Yar I m Going To Dubai

Yar I M Going To Dubai
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days




Surprised?





After 28 Days Is 1st April,
U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009...

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 Day

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st

Happy April Fool Day

Happy April Fool Day
Yar Ma Na Suna Ha K 32 March Ko Minar Pakistan Gira Rhay Hain.
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Magar Yar 32 March To Hota Hi Nai.
Happy April Fool Day.

So Don’t Celebrate

Short Summary Of 1st April
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
Spain Per Qabza Hua To
Muslims Ko Christians Nay Wada Ker K
Ship Main Sawar Kiya
Or Kaha K App Hifazat Sat AFRICA Chalay Jao Gy.
Lakin Jab Ship Sea Main Gaya To Christian
Na Muslims Ko Zinda Jala Dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
So Don’t Celebrate

Quraan Pak Main Irshad E Rabaani Hai

Jhoot Bolne Walon Par Allah Ki Lanat
Quraan Pak Main Irshad E Rabaani Hai "
JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT"
1st April Ko Jan Boojh Kar Jhoot Bola
Jayga Or Jhoot Bol Kar Khshi Manaayi
Jayegi Yani Khuda Ki Lanat Par B Muslman
Khushi Mnayga Khudara Jtna Hske
Yai Msg Har Jaga Pchao Jhoot Boalne Se
 Muslmno Ko Roko Khuda
Apko Is Ka Ajar Dga.

2 Days Its 1st April

After 2 Days Its 1st April
Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days It’s 1st April,
U R 1st Fool Of 2013