Latest Sms, Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai

Q : Tum Parindo KAY Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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SAB KUCH

ACHA YEH BTAO WOH KON SA PRINDA HAI JO UR(FLY) NAHIN SAKTA
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MARA HUA PARINDA

Q : Tum Parindo KAY Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho

Q : Tum Parindo KAY Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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ANS :
SAB KUCH

ACHA YEH BTAO WOH KON SA PRINDA HAI JO UR(FLY) NAHIN SAKTA
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MARA HUA PARINDA

watch Sun TV Surya TV Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion

teacher : y are majority of south indians dark in colour




student: because they watch sun tv, surya tv, udaya tv without applying

sunscreen lotion

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha Jaye

agar 2 pipal k ped ko
1 rassi se bandha
jaye to us rassi ko
kya kahege?

nokia
connecting pipal

do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai dhuzy

do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai

dhuzy

no

dhooz

no

thishh

nahi bhae

ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia

PASSENGER:BHAI KITNE GHANTE BUS ME REHTEY HO

PASSENGER:BHAI.. KITNE GHANTE BUS ME REHTEY HO

CONDUCTOR: 24 GHANTEY

PASSENGER: KAISEY

COND: 8 GHANTE BUS ME
OR BAKI 16 GHANTEY BIWI K BAS ME

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai Dhuzy

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati Hai

DhuZy

No

DhooZZ

No

Thishh

Nahi Bhae

Ami ki awaz aati Hai
Arey kambakht, kya Tor dia

Pata hai hum CHLORMINT kyu khati hain

Pata hai hum CHLORMINT kyu khati hain

Kyu ki

5 Star
Cadbury
Perk
DairyMilk
Kit-kat
or
Munch

ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati

Abey saale ab DUBARA MAT PUCHNA

khushi meri talash mein yunhi phirti rahe kabhi usay mera ghar na mila

Khushi meri talash mein yunhi phirti rahe

Kabhi usay mera ghar na mila

to kabi usay main gar na mila

Tamam mobile use krny wali ALLAH sy bacha mangy

{Appeel}
Tamam Mobile use Krny waly allah sy panah Mangy
Or ksi ksm ki hadees ya
Qurani aayat Baghair Tasdek k farward mat kary q k ye Yahodyo ke sazish hy k ahadis my Changes kr k farwrd krty hy or Hum b bila tasdeq k Farward krny my lag jaty hy.is sms ko Itna pehlao k tamam musalmano ko agahi ho jay

Mujhe 1 Award dene ka Chance mily to Aap Mujhe kon sa Award denga

mujhe 1 award dene ka chance mily to aap mujhe kon sa award denga

bst speaking
bst style
bst smile
bst lover
bst dressed
bst prsonaliy
bst nature

rply must

Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay lo

Gsg pukaar Hukmarano  Ye dolat b Lay lo
Ye chen aur amn b lay lo ye Ezat aur Rozgar b lay lo
Ye sahat aur talem b lalo
Tax+tax  Lay lo
Ye Shuhrat b Lay lo
Bhalay cheen lo Pora pakistan Ek chief justice k ilawa Koi kuch nahen Kahega
Magar Lauta do
Wo bijli wo oil(rs40) Wo ata,wo Chawal, Wo roti, wo cheeni, wo Pani.
Phir na khna  Cheif justici
Wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar Hum sory ho gy Ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h Hum lota Lengy

Yaar bahut tite Nurse hai Aaram se theek hona

Good Friend Comes 2 Visit U In The Hospital
With Flowers & Goes

But

A True Friend Sits Near U & Says:
Yaar Bahut Tite Nurse Hai Aaram Se Theek Hona

jab zakham dehekne wale hon or khushbo ke pegham melain

jab zakham dehekne wale hon or khushbo ke pegham melain

or apne dareda daman ke jab chak silain

jab aankhain khud se khaab bonain khaboon main basray chehroon ki

jab bheerh lagay is bheerh main tum khojao

jab habs barhay tanhai ka jab khaab jalay

jab aankh bujhay tum yaad aao....dil dukhta hay
udhas'yadeen

Ab zindagi se na haywano se dar lagta hai

Ab zindagi se na haywano se dar lagta hai

kiya zamana hai k insaano se dar lagta hai

izzat-e-nafs kisi shakhs ki mehfooz nahi,

ab to apne hi negehbanon se dar lagta hai.

khoon rezij ka yeh aalam hai khuda khair krey

ab musalmano ko musalmano se dar lagta hai.

badshah mahmood ghaznawi ne apne ghulam ayaz ko 1 angoothi di

Badshah mahmood Ghaznawi ne apne ghulam ayaz ko 1 Angoothi di aur kaha k is Per 1 Aisa sentence likho jisko main agar khushi mein dekhon to Ghamgeen ho jaoun aur Agar Ghum mein dekhoun to Khush ho jaoun

Ghulam ayaz ne likha: ....

"ye waqt b guzar jaye ga"'

Khazana dabaya jata hai aur Kachra jalaya jata hai

'hindu asks muslim:
"hum, murdon ko jalate hain aur tum dafnate ho.
bataao kiun"?

muslim said golden words:

"khazana dabaya jata hai aur kachra jalaya jata hai.

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? 

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. 

Such As 

Who? 
Why? 
What? 
When? 
Which? 
Whom? 
Where?

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW,Asking Sms 2013-14

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"] 

Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->

hahahaha.........

Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai..

Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao

Jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar

Phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin saktay?