Mubarak ho Pakistanio Khoon Zardari Choos Geya

Mubarak ho
Pakistanio
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Khoon Zardari
Choos Geya.
Ghosht Bacha hai
Woh Sherkha Jaye ga
Aur Reh gai Khaal
Wo to
SHOUKAT KHANUM KI HAI

Zardari ki car k neche 1 Chot sa Pappi (pilla) a kar mar Gya

Zardari ki car k neche 1 Chot sa Pappi (pilla) a kar mar Gya
Zardari nay driver se kaha Iss k maalik ka pata karo taky main usy bta Dun
Driver pilly k maalik ko Dhondnay chala gya aur jab driver wapis aya tu
Us k galay main Bohat se phoolon k harr thay
Zardari ya kiya Bat
Driver sir, main ne logon se siruf yahi kaha k
Main Zardari ka driver hun kuttay ka bacha mar gya hai
Unhon nay agli bat suni hi nahi aur mujhe Haar pehna diye

Humain to zardari ne Loota Musharraf me

humain to zardari ne
loota musharraf me
kahan dum tha!
roti kapra,makan,
ko to chhoro,subha
lotay me paani b
kum tha.
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_/l daso yaar ini
loadsahding.

AAJ JO DUA MANGNI HO MANG LO P K JIS GHAR MEIN KUTTE HO

AAJ JO DUA MANGNI HO MANG LO P K JIS GHAR MEIN KUTTE HO, US GAR ME DUA QABOOL NAHE HOTI,
YE MULK B HAMARA GAR HAI,
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AUR KUTTA FILHAL MULK SE BAHR HAI

shiri rehman farmate hain zardari hazir hai jhoot ki saza paane ko wah wah

shiri rehman farmate hain zardari hazir hai
jhoot ki saza paane ko wah wah
zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Uski mausi se jawa di Wahana pe bhi line lagi hui hai

2 GHANTAY AATAY KI LINE MAIN KHARA REHTE HUYE EK AADMI GHUSSAY SE CHILLAYA.
MAIN ZARADARI KO GOLI MARNAY JA RAHA HON.
KUCH DARI BAAT WOH WAPAS AAKR AATAY KI LINE MAIN KHARA HO GAYA.
KISI NE PUCHA.
“KYON MAAR DIYA?”
USKI MAUSI SE JAWA DI
WAHANA PE BHI LINE LAGI HUI HAI

Sudhar jao warna ek jo ko jala kar raakh kar donga

ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho
 
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara
 
sudhar jao warna ek jo ko jala kar raakh kar donga

Zardari kay Kutay Zardari bhi rooth gaya

zardari kay kutay zardari bhi rooth gaya
jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya
doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy
ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay

KISI BHI JHOOTE DILAASE SE DIL KO BEHLATA TO SAHI

ITNI SI BAAT PAY DIL KI DARHKAN HI RUK GAI
IK PUL JO TASAWUR KIA US K BAGHAIR JEENAY KA
MERE KAREEB TO AAO KI BAHUT UDAAS HOON MAI

KOI KAHANI SUNAO KI BAHUT UDAAS HOON MAI

KISI BHI JHOOTE DILAASE SE DIL KO BEHLATA TO SAHI

BUS AAJ TOOT KE CHAHO KI BAHUT UDAAS HOON MAI

HUM TO CHORON KO PRESIDENT BANA DETE HAIN

PAKISTANI TO AMERICAN: TUM CHORON K SATH KYA SALOOK KARTE HO
AMERICAN: HUM UNKE SATH BOHAT ACHA SALOOK KARTE HAIN
UN K KHANY PEENEY KI HER CHEEZ KA KHAYAL RAKHTE HAIN
PAKISTANI: BAS! YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI
TUM ABHI HUM SE BOHAT PEECHAY HO
HUM TO CHORON KO PRESIDENT BANA DETE HAIN

Par army bech se nikal gayi Kyon ki musharraf ki niyat badal gai

ek zardari mota taza tha,
jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
ding dong.
ding dong.
zardari ne beth k socha k,
bibi ko dengy dhoka.
bibi ko marengy goli,
or khaengy mulk main ding dong.
ding dong.
ding dong.
par army bari siyani thi
or zardari ki shamat aani thi.
par army bech se nikal gai,
kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
phir zardari ban gay naya don
ding dong.
ding dong.
pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum

11 Saal Jail Main Rehny Wala Shakhs Humara “President”

11 Saal Jail Main Rehny Wala Shakhs Humara “President”
6 Saal Jail Main Rehny Wala Humara “Prime Minister”
2, 4 Saal Aap B Reh Aao Future Ban Jaye Ga

hazaron saal uski maa karti rahi us k baap se gaddari

hazaron saal uski maa karti rahi us k baap se gaddari..
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tab kahin jaa kr paida hua asif ali zardari…

takle per baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin he

nawaz sharif agr don hote to kahte:
hamare sir pr baal aane ka intzar to
11 dukanon k hajam kar rahe hain lekn
takle per baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin he

“INTIQAM KA BEHTREEN TARIQA YE HAI K DUSHMAN

“INTIQAM KA BEHTREEN TARIQA YE HAI K DUSHMAN
KO DOST BANA KAR DHOKHA DO”…HAZRAT ASIF ZARDARI
(LA’ANAT-ULLAH ALAIH)

WO KONSA JANWAR HAI JIS KE SIR PAR 50 SAAL K BAD

WO KONSA JANWAR HAI JIS KE SIR PAR 50 SAAL K BAD
BAAL NIKALTY HEN OR US KA MOUN ESA HE JESY PIGHLI
HUI MOMBTI
BTA DUN
NAWAZ SHARIF

please turn on Geo TV Yar ye khabar kab sunny ko milegi

assemblies tut gai hain.
general kayani ne asif zerdari
ko arrest kr lia ha4 more details,
please turn on geo tv yar ye khabar kab sunny ko milegi

8,10 Chittar Mar Kar Fwd Kar dain

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8,10 Chitthar Mar Kr Fwd Kar dain.

Naam na Lena. Awaam khud smajhdar he.!!;

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ZARDARI Murgiyon Se Bola

ZARDARI Murgiyon Se Bola:
Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal 2.2 Anday Na Diye To Sab Ko Sawaat K Operation Ki Tarha ARMY Se Halaal Karwa Doonga.

Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar aik k nechay Se Usay 1 Anda Mila.

ZARDARI,
Tum Ne aik Anda Q Diya?

To Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Se Diya Hy
Waise Me MURGA Hon..:-D

hahahaha..........

Headmaster Aao Bacho Ko Bheek Mangna Q sikha rahe Hain

Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hen?

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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Men Se
b
Koi

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Pakistan Ka sadar Ban Jaaye…!

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