At the paper u Stare The answer is Nowhere The grades are not Fair

Exams are there
At the paper u Stare
The answer is Nowhere
Which makes u pull ur Hair
The teachers make u Glare
The grades r not Fair But just like the Past 20 Yrs
WE DONT CARE

A student Grabbed a Coin

A student Grabbed a Coin
Flipped it in the air & Said
Head I Go to Sleep
Tail I watch a Movie
If it stands On the edge I'll Study

According to newton's 4th law for Exams Every book will continue to be at Rest

According to newton's 4th law for Exams
Every book will continue to be at Rest
Or covered with Dust
Until some
External or internal exam moves It

Exam Paper n the supervisor Comes And Says Please cover your answer Sheet

The funniest situation in student Life
When we have No idea what to Write
In the Exam Paper n the supervisor Comes
And
Says Please cover your answer Sheet

Feeling Hungry Then the Invigilator is Served Hot tea with Samosas

The Most hungry + sad Moment

When you're sitting in the examination Hall
Feeling Hungry
&
Then the Invigilator is Served
Hot tea with Samosas

Air and Students Have the same Mentality Both keep Turning

Air and Students Have the same Mentality
Dont you Know how
Both keep Turning Book's pages Without Reading

Shayari Poetry quotes Height of confidence

Height of confidence
Once Many Professors were Called and Asked to sit In an Airplane.
After they Sat They were Informed that the Plane is Made by Their Students.
All of them ran and Got out of Plane Except One
People asked him the Reason
He said If it's Made by my Students it will not even Start

Smooth roads never make good Drivers Clear sky never makes good Pilots

Question:
Why Most of the Engineering Students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st Attempt

Answer:
Smooth roads never make good Drivers
Clear sky never makes good Pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st Attempt
Never makes good Engineers

80% of the Final Exam will be based On The one Lecture you Missed

80% of the Final Exam will be based On

The one Lecture you Missed

And

The one topic you didn't Read

The one Lecture you Missed

And

The one topic you didn't Read

To conquer this exams Battle I wish you is best of luck in your Exams

All i want You is to be Courageous
Be calm And
Be self equipped with facts and Figures
To conquer this exams Battle
I wish you is best of luck in your Exams

Exam Sms,There are two Type of Studies,Shayari,Poetry,Quotes

There are two Type of Studies

Hard subjects Which Cannot be Studied
 
Easy subject That Doesn't need to be Studied

Smooth roads never make good Drivers Clear sky never makes good Pilots

Question
Why Most of the Engineering Students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st Attempt

Answer
Smooth roads never make good Drivers
Clear sky never makes good Pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st Attempt
Never makes good Engineers

Then admit wounded ant in ice And then Remove oxygen mask From it's Mouth and kill the Ant

Question: How to kill an Ant
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks
Student
Mix chili Powder with Sugar
&
Keep it Outside the ant's Hole
After Eating
Ant will search for Some water near a water Tank
Push ant in to it
Now ant will go to Dry itself near Fire
When it reaches fire Put a bomb into d Fire
Then admit wounded ant in ice
And then
Remove oxygen mask From it's Mouth and kill the Ant
Moral
Don't play with Students
They can do any thing for 10 Marks

Hun banda SALGIRAH waly din bhi Parhy

WHY STUDENT fAIL
Sundays-52 in a Year days left 313
Summer Holidays 50 days left 263
8 hrs Daily sleep-130 days GONe days Left 141
1 hr Daily playing means 15 days,Days Left 126
2 hrs Daily for Eating means 30 Days days left 96
1 hr Talking Means 15 Days days left 81
Exams days 35 Days days left 46
Eid & Gov Ho Lidays 20 Days left 26
Movies TV at least 25 Days days left 1
That 1 Day is your BIRTHDAY
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi Parhy

His train is 7 minutes Early Calculate the suns Mass

Some one Asked about my Past
I Replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8
EXAM
Juan has 4 Apples
His train is 7 minutes Early
Calculate the suns Mass

That gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN

A Thermo meter is not The only Thing
That gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN
A silent Msg For all Studnts

Can't Decide my Future Thomas Edison

Tomorrow is my Exam
But I don't Care
Because a single sheet of Paper
Can't Decide my Future
Thomas Edison

Question by a Student If a single teacher Can't Teach us all the subjects

Question by a Student
If a single teacher Can't
Teach us all the subjects
Then
How could you Expect a single Student
To learn all Subjects

Cricket Is getting Excited day by day With the Introduction of ICL n T20

Cricket Is getting Excited day by day With the Introduction of ICL n T20
Same Rules should be Applied in Exam
(1) Exams Timing Should be Reduced to One Hour
(2) Power Play No invigilator in Exam Hall for 1st 15 mins
(3) Cheer Leaders to Dance After Every Right answer Written
(4) Strategic Timeout Time for Students For Discussion
(5) Super Over chance For Students To Form Their own Question

Exam Sms,It is Sitting in d exam Hall Holding d Question paper in Hand

Wats d height of Hope
It is Sittin in d exam Hall
Holdin d Question paper in Hand
N tellin ur Self
Dude dnt Worry
Exams Wil get Postponed