Log Kehte Hai k Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo k girlfriend Sar par Sawar ho Jaye

Log Kehte Hain k Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo,,
k girlfriend Sar par Sawar ho Jaye..
Hum Kehte hai Aise karo k girlfriend ki frnd bhi
Aapke Saath Fara ho Jaaye...

Eid Ul Adha Funny Shayari Me Bachpan Hi Se Bahut Haseen Thi Sab Mri Tareef Karte

Me Bchpn Hi Se
Bht Haseen Thi
Sab Mri Tarif Krty
.
Jwan Hwi to Dusre Shehr
Bhej Diya,
.
Yahan Main
Bazar Ki
Zeenat Bani,
.
JoB Ata Mere
Jism Pr Hath
Pher ka Khush Hota,
.
Phir 1 Se
Dusre Hath Bikne Lagi,
Aaj Phir Bazar Mn Hun,
Hr Koi Mere Husn ki Qeemat Lga Raha Hai,
.
Mai Nhi Jan'ti k Kab

Or Kon Mujhe
Apna Bna k Le jaye.

1 Bakri ny apna Interview Dety
Howy Bakron ka Dill Hila hila Deny Wali Bateen Batain...
.

Eid ul Azha MMS Kuch Din Hai Mery Jeenay Main Mujhe Mast Mahool Main Jeenay Day

Eid Ul Azha Latest MMS Message Greetings Poetry Shayari Sms & Best Wishes Shayari

Prep CLASS k Bachy Ny kabi Apni pithi Nhi Dikhi thi..

Prep CLASS k Bachy Ny kabi Apni pithi Nhi Dikhi thi..

1 Din

Miss ny uski pithi Pr Stik Mari

TO

Ghar Aa k shishy Me Dekhi to BoLa,

Knjri Ny

2 Toty kr

Dity…  !!!

Aik FAQEER ne ghar k Bahir se Awaz lagai: Babu ji roti milegi

Aik FAQEER ne ghar k Bahir se Awaz lagai:

Babu ji roti milegi?

Andar se Awaz ayi:

“Biwi ghar per nahi hai”

“FAQEER”

Maine Roti laini hai

“CHUMMI” nhi…!!!

Srdar: Aj mere Prosiyan da Bacha Gum ho gia

Srdar: Aj mere Prosiyan da

Bacha Gum ho gia.

Main Mshwra dita te Menu bht kut pai

DOST

Srdar: Main Kya Google te Search Maro..!!!

Son: Pap good News hai Papa: Kya? Son: Apko yad hai apne kaha tha

Son: Pap good News hai.

Papa: Kya?

Son: Apko yad hai apne kaha tha

Ke agar main Exam main Pass hogaya

To mujhe 5000

Denge.

Papa: Haan.

Son: Ap ke 5000 bach gae..!!!

Pathan K Bhai K Sar Pe Machar Betha

Pathan K Bhai K Sar Pe

Machar Betha,

Pathan Ne Danda Utah K

Maar Diya,

Machar K Sath Bhai B Mar Gaya,

BAAP

Be-gherat ye Kya Kiya?

PATHAN

Abba Dushmani Men Chalta Hai…!!!

Anmol Moti Agar Tum Chate ho ka Tumhare paas Hamesha

**Anmol Moti**

Agar Tum Chate ho ka

Tumhare paas Hamesha

Dosto ka Hajoom Rahe to

Ye 4 Cheezain Apne Pas

Rakho

1.CharS

2.GolD LeaF

3.Laptop

4.Honda 1.2.5….!!!

PATHAN: DOPAHAR MAI SARE KE LIYE ANDHAIR KARNA HAI

PATHAN 2 SHOPKEEPER: 1 KALA BULB DAINA
SHOPKEEPER: KAALAY BULD KA KIA KARNA HAI
.
PATHAN: DOPEHR MAI SONAY KE LIE ANDHAIR KARNA HAI

pathan & dost : raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia
dost: lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha pistol hoti hai na
pathan: wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

ques: agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu tv kesay daikhty

ques: agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu tv kesay daikhty
.
pathan: mom-batti jala ke

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
pathan student: jaisy hi mai ne nal ko mun laga ke nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

TUM BOHT BEWAKOOF HO, REKSHE KE PICHE BHAGTA TU 80 RUPEY BACH JATY

PATHAN: AAJ MAI BUS KE PECHE BHAGTY HOWE GHAR TAK AYA HON, OWR KARAYE KE 20 RUPEY BHI BACHA LEYE.
.
2ND PATHAN: TUM BOHT BEWAKOF HO, REKSHE KE PECHE BHAGTY TU 80 RUPEY BACH JATY

PATHAN NAMAZ THOR KAR BOLA: ES KO BOLO KE "HUM AAJ BHI KIA HAI

1 PATHAN NAMAZ PARH RAHA THA
TO DOSRA USKY BARE MAI KESI KO BATA RAHA THA KE YAI BOHT NAMAZI OWR NAIK BANDA HAI

PATHAN NAMAZ THOR KAR BOLA:
ES KO BOLO KE "HUM NE HAJ BHI KIA HAI

pathan: wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,lekin woh tu janwar hai, usko kya pata

1 pathan cinema mai film dekh raha tha
film mai 1 shair dowarty howe araha tha
pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
logo ne kaha: khan sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
pathan: wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia

pathan: raat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
dost: lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha pistol hoti hai na
.
pathan: wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"

teacher: es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana" pathan student: jaisy hi mai ne nal ko mun laga ke nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

ques: agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu tv kesay daikhty .
pathan: mom-batti jala ke

pathan: aaj mai bus ke piche bhagta howe ghar tak aya hon

pathan: aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd pathan: tum boht bewakof ho, rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

1 pathan namaz parh raha tha to dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha

1 pathan namaz parh raha tha
to dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht namazi owr naik banda hai.
pathan namaz thor kar bola:
es ko bolo ke "hum ne haj bhi kia hai