Showing posts with label Bewakoof SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bewakoof SMS. Show all posts

Koi aik parinda choose karo to me tumhe bata sakta hun tumhari aqal kitni tez hai

Koi aik parinda choose karo to me tumhe bata sakta hun tumhari aqal kitni tez hai

LION
FOX
ELEPHENT
GOAT
TIGER
CAMEL
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Dear 800 ka naya mobile liya hai jis me USB

Dear 800 ka naya mobile liya hai jis me

usb
infrared
bluetooth
5mega pixel camera
touch screen
mp3
radio
8gb memory
internet

kuch bhi nhi hy
"thek mila hai na"'

Mujhe plz bas itna bata de k Agar hum quadratic Formula use karte

'YR AIK FAVOUR CHAHIYE THI.
KAL SE MEIN APNE STUDENT KO MATH PARHAOUN GA 1ST YEAR KA.
MJHE PLZ BS ITNA BATA DAY K AGR HM QUADRATIC FORMULA USE KRTE HUWE '0' KO EQUVILANT LEN OR VARIBLE KA SQUARE ROOT NIKAAL K USKO INTEGRATE KREN,
TO JO ANSWER AYE USKO LAPLACE EQUATION ME PUT KR K EVALUATE KREN & CONSTANT KO NEGLECT KR K USKA INVRSE NIKAAL K GRAPH PAPER PR PLOT KREN TO KYA
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.
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US PAPER KA "JAHAAZ" BAN JYEGA?
PARH TO ESE RAHAY HY JESE MATH K PROFESOR HO

Aslam-O-Alikum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aayegi parhen

Aslam-O-Alikum
Pehle salam ka Jawab de den phir aayegi parheN
Main aap ka zYada Waqt nahin lunga
Main koi Manjan ya Haazme ka chooran bechne nahin aayA
Na hi kisi masjid ka Chanda lene aaya hoon
Or na hi 15 Rupay wali english ki kitab hai mere pAas
Bas salam kar ke
70 nekiyan kamani thien
ALLAH HAFIZ

Plz LAHORE mein rehne walo ko inform zarur Kar dain k

Plz LAHORE mein rehne walo ko inform zarur Kar dain k
LARI ADDA,
PU OLD CAMPUS,
PU NEW CAMPUS,
AKBAR CHUK,
LOHARI GATE,
MULTANI GATE,
CHOBURGI ,
GHALA MANDI,
SABZI MANDI
AIRPORT ROAD,
CHOWK THOKAR,
SADAR BAZAAR,
JAIL ROAD,
DUBAI CHOWK,
RAILWAY STATION ,
CARRY SHOP,
HARBANSPURA,
MUGHAL PURA,
DHARAMPURA,
GARHI SHUH,
SAMNABD
MITHAI CHOWK
QAINCHI
CHUNGI
MOON MARKET
KAREEM BLOCK
ICHHRA
FORTRES STADIUM
WALTON
SHAHDRA
PER KHARBOOZY AA GAYE HAIN.
SHUKRIA:'

Badshah ko 1 Larki Pasand Aagai

'1 Badshah ko 1 Larki Pasand Aagai, Us Larki ka Baap Sunar Tha, Badshah ne Sunar ko Darbar me Bulaya,

4 din Guzarney k Bawajud bhi Sunar Badshah k Darbar me Na Aaya to Badshah ne Sunar ko Giraftar karne k liey Sipahi bhejey

Jab Wo Sunar k Ghar Pohnchey to Ghar ko Tala laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahyon ko Hukm dya k Sunar ko Dhundo.

Sipahyon ne Sunar ko har Jaga Dhunda lekin wo unko kahin na mila, Aur Sipahyon ka Sunar ko dhundney me sara Waqt aisey barbad hua

Jese Aap ka is sms ko parhney me hua hy :-P

Hanso mat, merey sath bhi aisa hua tha. Kisi aur ko bhejh ker badla le lo :-:-)'